Earl: Earl is a brilliant mechanical engineer. However, he has some personal quirks. His diet consists solely of root beer, chocolate chips, and processed cheese. And sometimes he rubs Ben-Gay all over his body just to feel the tingles. He finds reality television baffling but sometimes finds he cannot look away from the horror of oddly-staged human interactions. In an attempt to meet some stable lady creatures, Earl is taking an art class at the local community college. He is pictured here with his first self-portrait. The art-instructor-lady called it 'promising.' This, and the fact there is a cute redhead in the class, gives Earl hope.

Materials: Sock, recycled buttons, hardware, zipper, dried beans (in legs), and polyfil. That small metal thing is his belly button. (Get your mind out of the gutter.) Small canvas with wooden easel. (Self-portrait included in the listing.)

Size: Earl is a small creature. In sitting position about 6.5 inches tall. With legs extended about 10.5 inches. Arm span of 5 inches.

Shipping: $10 (Note: If you're outside the US, please contact me prior to purchasing so I can adjust for international rates. If you purchase it at this price and you're outside of the US, I'll need to cancel the order as international shipping starts at $34 and usually is closer to $64. Thanks for understanding.)