Goffman: Goffman is a self-taught scientist. His most recent theory is that 96% of what you find on the floor or sidewalk does not taste good. He tests his theory by eating what he comes across and making detailed notes about his taste-experience in his scientific pocket journal. So far, his theory is fairly accurate, although it's closer to 98% of things on the ground taste bad. He's working on a journal article about this.

Materials: Sock, recycled buttons, hardware, recycled beads, plastic eyes, metal bells, polyfil.

Size: Just under 10 inches tall. Arm span of 5 inches.

Shipping: $10

Shipping Into: Once you place an order, I do my best to get it to the post office within 1-2 business days. Once there, your creature will ship USPS Priority, which generally takes 1-3 days. A tracking number will be provided once it's at the post office. For more detailed shipping and policy info, please look at the small blue link at the bottom of my website.