Hoffman: Hoffman conducts research on the intersections of quantum physics, microtubules, and consciousness. His work and theories are controversial, but he doesn't care. He can be a crusty curmudgeon to his research staff and yet they all quietly adore him; they know he actually cares about them and appreciates their work a great deal. He's just a bit of a salt-covered sugar pill.

Materials: Hoffman is made from a scrappy recycled (thoroughly cleaned) wool sweater. He has dried beans in his legs and butt to give him a bit of weight. The rest of his body is polyfil. His eyes and his butt are recycled buttons. He has metal tips on his ears and small metal nostrils. Teeth are beads.

Size: Butt to top of head is about 4.5 inches. Depending on how ears are bent, he's about 7.5 inches from butt to ear tip. 12 nches with legs extended. Arm span of 6 inches.

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