Morton: Morton wanted to be a professional rock climber but it's challenging when you have stubby arms and a potbelly. So he's shifted his dreams to becoming a stand-up comic. Being shy, he practices his routine alone in his kitchen. Sometimes his cat will listen. Most of his jokes start off, "You know you might be a creature with an overbite when...." (Such as "You know you might be a creature with an overbite when your teeth arrive at the party three minutes before you do.") Morton enjoys strong coffee and fudge.

Materials: Sock, recycled buttons, hardware, and recycled zipper. He's stuffed with polyfil and has some dried beans in his butt to give him a bit of weight.

Size: With legs extended he's about 11.5 inches long. In sitting position (butt to ear bend): 9 inches. Arm span: 5.5 inches.

Shipping: $12 (Note: this rate is for within the US. If you're outside the US, please contact me prior to purchasing so I can adjust for international rates. If you purchase it at this price and you're outside of the US, I'll need to cancel the order as international shipping starts at $34. Thanks for understanding.)